This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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