"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
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As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
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Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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