Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
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the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
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man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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