Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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