Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
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I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
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who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Dicks are not precious.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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