We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
how does that bad decision feel?
Never underestimate the power of titties
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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