I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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