what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
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i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
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Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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