we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
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i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
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Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
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