It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
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He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
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We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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