i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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