Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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