you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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