Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
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In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
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Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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