I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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