i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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