I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
You need a sexual gate keeper
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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