So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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