He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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