69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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