so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
