I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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