Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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