pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
His nipple licking is glorious
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