Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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