Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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