So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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