so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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