Kareoke will never be a sober sport
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Randomize
