I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
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I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
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That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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