I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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