used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
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