roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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