My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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