Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
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How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
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Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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