I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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