it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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