well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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