Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
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Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
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We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
i think im in europe. pls send help
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag