'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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