I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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