I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
