who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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