If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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