On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
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I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
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I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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