I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
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Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
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He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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