Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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