I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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