dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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