Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
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well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
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Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
where are my eyebrows?
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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