I think i sorta joined a cult last night
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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