He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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