he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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