Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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