Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
nut hugger
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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