this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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